With one look into your eyes
You cannot disguise
Your zest for life
As man and wife


- Michael Varma, DTM



You are blessed from above
With devotion and love
I have a good notion
To second His motion
We bid you good cheers
Partners in love for many more years

~ Michael Varma, DTM



Tenderly we joke and tease
Candles blown out with a wheeze
Sharing in your birthday feast
We wish you 50* more - at least!

~ Michael Varma, DTM
* Substitute with 20, 30, 40, etc.



We celebrate your birth
The day you came to earth
I'm sure you've been told
Your friendship is gold
Complete with love and mirth

~ Michael Varma, DTM



Thoughts of love
Should be spoken
Bonds of friendship
Never be broken


~ Michael Varma, DTM



You are unique
Morals sublime
Character rich
One of a kind
~ Michael Varma, DTM



I've been asked by our gracious host
To raise my glass and offer a toast
Travel from North, South, West or East
We partake in this bountiful feast
Whether surrounded by family or friend
We thank the Lord and say Amen


~ Michael Varma, DTM



For this plate of food
We thank the Holy Dude


~ Michael Varma, DTM

New Year


Every year it comes around
Resolutions can be found
Have a vision, have a dream
It's easier than it seems
Avoid the worry, avoid the fear
Time to get yourself in gear


~ Michael Varma, DTM



Here's to your health this New Year's night
Wishing your future is wealthy and bright


~ Michael Varma, DTM



Your marriage makes a perfect start
For every life is a work of art
Paint a picture filled with bliss
Treasured in your lover's kiss
Wedding vows are truly strong
May yours last forever long


~ Michael Varma, DTM



There once was a groom and bride
Their parents were bursting with pride
Twas a beautiful sight
We witnessed tonight
Their love they could not hide


~ Michael Varma, DTM

Now you can speak like a seasoned professional and recite the perfect toast for your special event. Simply raise your glass and recite or read from your handheld device.

Tasteful Toasts contains more than 100 toasts for life’s most popular occasions: weddings, birthdays, anniversaries, saying grace, and ringing in the New Year.

  • 10 Anniversary toasts
  • 20 Birthday toasts
  • 16 Friend toasts
  • 20 Grace invocations
  • 20 New Year toasts
  • 20 Wedding toasts


As an entertainer and presenter, I frequently find myself at the right time and place to offer a 
brief toast and to shine a gentle spotlight upon the guest of honor. My favorite toasts are 
limericks and poems because they are easy to remember and generate joy.

Each toast has been tested and rated a winner, guaranteed to enhance the evening 
and make your next event more memorable. Cheers!